Can a man with two behinds be in front of anyone?
I think we’re as drunk as that house.
I’m confused by this picture….It’s a picture of white space…it’s a penis…*laughs hysterically*
C: You don’t even know. I am the bat.
C. I don’t know. I don’t need to know. I’m am the bat.
Me: I’m going to listen to Closing Time.
C: *sings* Closing time, time to close the thing and *cries* I don’t know that song. You bitch why did you do that to me? I just wanted to be a girl. How could you do that? I can’t even believe you. Closing time. You gotta close the doors to your soul. I don’t even know that song, Tiffani.
*few seconds later*
C: Why come I’m not listening to closing time?